Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Top 10: Horniest Countries

Think you get it on as much as a porn star? It may depend on where you live. According to a 2008 Durex sex survey, only 53% of Americans have sex once a week, while 55% of British and 59% of Canadians admit the same. Ouch. So, who is rocking the most beds in the world? Check out our top 10 list of the horniest countries to find out.
We’ve ranked these top 10 horniest countries in line with the same Durex survey rankings. So, the higher a country appears on the list, the more of its citizens are having sex -- which means at least once a week. Just to make it on this list of top 10 horniest countries, three-quarters of a country has to be going at it regularly. Embarrassingly, Canada and the U.S. don’t make the cut. The good news: If you want to flee your sex-starved nation for these horny ones, we’ve given you pickup spots where you can start to improve your country’s rank.

Number 10
Mexico
Want to take a sexy siesta? Meet people of the sun and fun in our No. 10 horniest country. Mexicans kick off our list of boot-knocking peoples, and they start from an early age. In fact, in May of 2008 Mexico City's government distributed 700,000 copies of sex-ed textbooks to deliver to the city's student population, well aware that the kids would be doing the horizontal tango one way or another. And when it comes to sex south of the border, there's always a way. While prostitution is generally illegal in Mexico, it is legal in select cities like Tijuana where sex worker zones are set up for your benefit.
Horny hangouts: A huge spring break getaway, Mexico’s resorts often melt into one giant pickup place. Here are some of the more notable places to go in this horny country: In Cancun, check out the popular bars -- Senor Frogs, Daddy ‘O and Coco Bongo. In Acapulco try Palladium, a huge disco that overlooks several other bars, there's also Baby Lobster Bar and Thai Bar, both of which have a reputation for hot girls. Visiting Cabo San Lucas? Then you definitely need to check out Squid Roe, a popular dance bar flowing with tequila. A few other Cabo San Lucas pickup options include The Zoo and Mango deck. If you're in Puerto Vallarta check out The Zoo (another one) and El Hilo for hot Mexican nights. In Tijuana? Hit up Senor Frogs, Mundo Cafe or Safaris.

Number 9
Switzerland
Sure, they’re politically neutral, but the Swiss definitely have an opinion about sex. That opinion roughly translates to: "Gimme more." Apart from their regular bedroom feats, prostitution is also legal in this horny country. Every year 350,000 Swiss pay their own way for pleasure. With this level of commitment it's no wonder they made our list of top 10 horniest countries.
Horny hangouts: If you're traveling in Zurich, you'll want to check out this popular spot, the Hive Bar or even Ba Ba Lu for loud music and a lively crowd that's sure to make your night one to remember.

Number 8
Spain
In the land of Latin love, sex is a foregone conclusion. Its traditional, sexually charged culture has even gone through a modern update. Recently, it's been reported that Spanish men have turned to our modern-day Spanish fly, Viagra, to please their ladies longer -- even if they are fully capable of the act without the pill. Of course, this little enhancement makes sure they meet their own expectations as well, proving that this is definitely one of the horniest countries around.
Horny hangouts: In Barcelona, visit the seaside club Baja Beach where plenty of women come to see and be seen. Your other bet for hot Spanish nights is Razzmatazz, which is a single club with five different clubs attached to it. Here to party? Ibiza’s got the answer: Just pick a bar, any bar, and you’ll do fine.
You can definitely get your groove on in one of these top 10 horniest countries...


Number 7
Malaysia
In public, this country definitely appears conservative. For example, there was a recent controversy over whether sex education should be taught in high school or not -- not exactly sexually liberated. However, behind closed doors lies (pun totally intended) the real story: Malaysians are swinging from the bedposts, and loving every minute of it. Occasionally we'll get a glimpse of it - like when Malaysia's Minister of Health was forced to step down after his homemade sex tapes made the rounds in January of 2008.
Horny hangouts: In Kuala Lumpur, check out these bars and clubs for a straightforward party: Aloha, Poppy Bar or the Rum Jungle. To “choose your own adventure” visit the Beach Club where there’s a good chance a girl comes at a price, but she'll be worth every penny.

Number 6
Italy
Many Italians live la dolce vita with sex high on their list of things to do on a daily basis. A poll found that 32% of Italians over 60 years old have sex regularly. It's unclear if this means seniors are schtupping around the clock or once a week. However, one thing’s clear; their frequency in the sack helped give this country a spot on our list of top 10 horniest countries.
Horny hangouts: Visiting Florence? Check out the Red Garter, a classic American-style bar with an international reputation as a pickup joint. Your second choice should be Moyo, a laid-back club whose volume lets you have a conversation. In Milan, good bets for passionate encounters are Propaganda, a huge nightclub, plus The Shocking Club, a club known for its crazier theme nights. And when in Rome, visit the Drunken Ship, a popular party bar, and don't forget to do it as the Romans do it.

Number 5
Poland
For a fairly conservative culture, Poland has earned a steamy reputation as one of the horniest countries out there. Poland has an annual Eroticon festival that showcases the latest and greatest sex toys and mechanisms in the adult industry. Even one of Poland's politicians was caught in a sex scandal. However, the most obvious evidence of Poland's hound-dog ways has to be the two Polish women who once held the world gangbang record, which they completed in their home country. Need we explain?
Horny hangouts: If you're going to Warsaw, you'll want to visit Organza, a club with a good share of women. Or for variety check out the two-floor bar Zoo; this bar features plenty of space to party or chat up women. Now Krakow: While you're there go to Cien Klub, described as an institution it’s a big club with lots of girls. Krakow also features Frantic, another two-floor bar and the Goraczka Freak Club, not that kind of “freak,” but a good party place filled with ladies nonetheless.

Number 4
China
The more China’s Cultural Revolution thaws, the more its sexual revolution heats up. Want proof? Just in the past eight years, 5,000 sex shops have opened in Beijing alone. Plus, China even has a SEXPO, where Chinese residents come to check out sex paraphernalia. And with 70% of the world’s sex toys made in China, its horniest country status means that a good deal of their hard work won't have to go very far.
Horny hangouts: If you're visiting Shanghai, you need to check out these better-known spots: Bar Rouge, Zapata’s and Windows. If you're in Beijing, you’ve got a few options: Visit the Sanlitun Lu District, often dubbed “bar street” for all its action. For the tried-and-true joints check out Bar Blu, Suzie Wong and Brown’s, all renowned meat markets. And for your seedier pick you need to head to Maggie’s, a popular nightclub known for its working girls.
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Partying at Paradise Beach in Mykonos, Greece, is sure to be a good time

Number 3
Russia
Was the Cold War’s biggest secret that the Russians were having more sex than we were? Since the fall of Communism it looks a lot more likely that it actually was. Russian's libidos are inspiring them to fill tons of new Moscow clubs and bars where hookups are a nightly pastime in this horny country.
Horny hangouts: In Moscow, go to The Hungry Duck, a crazy bar that runs ladies' nights with male strippers three times a week, then lets men in the door once the strippers are off stage. Sure, nothing is set in stone, but you’d have to try hard to miss this softball pickup pitch. Other Russian hot spots include Night Flight, where you can pick up Russian girls, and Propaganda, which is better-known for housing tourists rather than locals.

Number 2
Brazil
Considering this is the birthplace of the thong, it makes sense that sex is as essential as breathing in Brazil. This horny country's beaches are filled with gorgeous women and during its annual Carnaval even the most stubborn inhibitions disappear and this destination proves its spot on our top 10 horniest countries list.
Horny hangouts: In Rio, definitely visit the Lapa district. It's a huge party spot, filled with clubs and gyrating women. Other Rio options include the Nuth Bar, a two-story nightclub notorious as a pickup bar, plus Baronetti or Club Six. Up for more adventure? You can negotiate your price openly at Help.

Number 1
Greece
This country has a long tradition of sex that dates back to ancient times -- these are the guys that brought us pederasty and Sapphic love. With its temperate Mediterranean weather, beaches and tons of islands, Greece’s ingredients make it the No. 1 horniest country in the world.
Horny hangouts: Set aside some time, and plenty of protection, because there are a number of pickup spots throughout the islands and on the mainland. First, in Athens, try out Hoxton in the Gazi district, it's a trendy bar where backpackers are known to hang out. For the islands, Corfu is renowned for its infamous pickup spot, The Pink Palace. And while on the island of Los, check out these bars: Kahlua, Slammer Bar or the Red Bull Bar. Finally, make sure to check out Mykonos, an island known for its partying. While in Mykonos, visit Paradise Beach club that’s set right on, you guessed it, a beach. Paradise Beach is a big hangout, where clothing has been known to occasionally disappear.

home sweet horny home
Seems like other countries are having more fun than yours. From Brazilians’ sex-inspired culture to China’s sexual explosion to Spain’s bedroom conquistadors, our list of the top 10 horniest countries proves that people around the world are having sex for fun, and loving it. For guys whose countries didn’t make the list, get sexing. Your country literally depends on it.

38 comments:

krystalynn said...

holy god, and i thought america was a horn dog place. gee i guess i was wrong. I could understand why mexico and lower developed places have more sex. (prostitution)

Aulvin said...

krystalynn said...
"holy god, and i thought america was a horn dog place. gee i guess i was wrong. I could understand why mexico and lower developed places have more sex. (prostitution)Sorry krystalynn, but your racism is showing! Those "lower developed" places are having more sex than us here in the States... it must be because those places are full of prostitutes! Of course! Having lived in "lower developed" places here at home let me let you in on a little secret: in "lower developed" places... there's nothing else for people to do! If you've got a little time that you don't have to spend earning enough to put a roof over your head and a partner to go at it with, what do you think you'll end up doing most of the time? That's right, going to the latest high priced club, cruising the mall, or going to a trendy coffee shop and sip on a latte... all of which might be 30 mins to an hour away, if you're lucky. Nah, might as well stay home and "screw around".

Mr. Miller said...

Racism? ha ha ha .. you can't even define it. You'd better shy away from using it.

Making a comment about another culture that you don't happen to agree with is NOT racism.

Racism is the belief that one race is genetically inferior or superior to another. I see nothing about krystalynn's rather interesting observation which would bring me to that conclusion about her. Apparently, Name calling has now become an acceptable substitute for dialogue.

cruzader said...

I think if would become legal here in the States, we will be # 1 horniest country. Just look at Father Alberto's case in Miami Beach where he could resist the temptation. He had his church just a few blocks away from night clubs where you can pick up from a homo, bi, or straight club evven without paying a penny. Another proof is craigslist site, adult films, amateur videos, spring breaks, and chat rooms. All they want is to fuck around... so, we are # 1 horniest country where even the President and priest cannot resist the temptations!

amestes1 said...

Look at relationships in the United States. People jump into marriage like it's an extracurricular activity and then they when problems hit they don't try to work things out, they just split up or get a divorce. A truly happy and loving relationship includes a healthy sex life. There's also the judgment, which i would have to say is extremely bad here in America. People are so afraid of being judged and at the same time are the first ones to judge others that how do we know the results of this report are completely honest and that the numbers are not lower to keep from getting 'caught' in their lies in an attempt to hide indiscretions or in attempt to not be judged?

Evita said...

I definitely agree that U.S. should have been in the top 10. The reason why all these other countries are on the top 10 is because their sexuality behavior is something that culturally is open and manifested in public; compare to the U.S. sexuality is a taboo only sexuality behavior is mostly seen on TV, online, and the most evident in secrecy. So, bottom line is a cultural flare up and it does not have to do with poverty.

yoree said...

mmmm yes we mexican love sex at anytime and who will not?? with all the pleasures it come with. I clearly understand why all my white friends are enjoying their mex partners

just said...

haha!! I think Krytalynn needs to go out more and broaden her horizons. Have you ever seen a latin person dance?? Latin people or others from "lower developed" countries? Some cultures are just passionate like that! Being from Mexico I can tell you that I don't think it's prostitution that put it in #10. In many latin countries sex is taboo, but when you come to marriage age, there will be the talk of how important sex is in a relationship and how to please your SO. Maybe sex for some people is more fun and not a chore?? LMAO

magda said...

Well said, just. It is about passionate people, not prostitution. I can tell you that Greece is an extremely sultry and sexy place with many beautiful people and places. Plus, sex is still taboo in the US, while being an open topic in other places around the world.

STAN said...

This story is yet another example of the sex sick culture unraveling the moral fabric upon which our nation was founded. When's the last time we blushed at an off colour joke or lewd conversation? We have become desensitized.

The Bible says in 2 Chronicles 7:14
"If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land."

After we take our last breath, than what? We will either face Christ as our Saviour or our Judge. He has given us the freedom to choose. God said, "choose life."
We cannot get to Heaven on our own. It must be though Jesus Christ. He said in John 14:6
"I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me."

Familia Muñoz said...

WTH!! Guys I grew up in the States, love and miss it. But some of you work hard at earning the world reputation for being "dumb". Where the hell do you guys get the idea that that the states is the only 1st world country ??? Did you know that 92 percent of Americans haven't left or visited any other country?? With an Education level lower than most 3rd world countries?? Leave the states come to europe and see how the rest of the world really is. BTW most of us Europeans have more sex than americans simply because it's just not taboo and its something every human being loves, besides being good for you. Krystalynn, maybe your lays have been trash thats no reason to be envious of the rest of us humans that really enjoy it and try to have it whenever possible. But then again it's understandable cause it was some American fellows that brough TV trash to the world, therefore cutting down your Sexual life.

Jon said...

Stan,you would lead me to believe that you and your wife,my guess of course,don't have sex regularly because of God.I'm a true believer in Jesus but my wife and I have sex as much as possible whether it be in the bedroom,the highway or the back yard,depending on circumstance.My question to you is if your the bible quoter that you seem to portray,why are you on a blog about the 10 horniest countries in the world,Just wondering?

wuingo said...

Let me let you in a little secret: The MAIN reason why these countries are more sexually active than the US is because in the US the average household MUST have both partners working in order to fulfill their basic needs. Work usually means more stress = less sexual desire when you get home ("aw honey I have a headache...")
In Mexico, for example the mens "machismo" generally prevents women from working (unless absolutley necessary). So, when you come home and find your lovely wife bored at home, guess what? It's on...like Donkey Kong!

Jon said...

Well said wuingo well said.I work 24 hours on 24 off,when I get home I sleep for 3-4 hours.My wife works mornings,she usually gets home around noon.Afternoon sex in my home is every other day unless "she" has a headache.I'm game anytime.This blog is basically for single horn dogs and then there's Stan.

DarkJedi said...

I'm from Hungary. Few years ago we were in the top 5 in the same survey. I think they just change the results from time to time. Italy, Spain, Greece have to be in the top 10, because they're considered horny countries even in Europe and you can add France to that list too. I think he Czech and Hungarian girls are much hornier in average than e.g. the Italian girls. (Based on my own empirical statistics:))
The conclusion of the survey is: Bang as much as you can AND use Durex condoms when you do so.;)

Bytemass said...

Greek is a place? I thought it was just a word for anal sex.
Sex in Mexico? Too damned hot. You just thought that they were having sex. They were actually wrstling ove a tourist's wallet.

Bytemass said...

Jon-
I know what you mean. A lot of us are having sex with your wife on the highway.

Bytemass said...

The U.S.A. should have been NUMBER ONE considering that CONGRESS NEVER STOPS SCREWING US.

Bytemass said...

DARKJEDI-
You're leaving out Thailand. Should be pronounced Thigh Land. Consider the name Bangkok! Land of $Five dollar hookers and $.50 cent beer.Dick Cheney could get laid in Thailand (though any resulting pregnancy would be legally aborted even in Vatican City).

Bytemass said...

Stan-
While you're quoting verses, don't forget Leviticus 7, Chapter Six, Jackson 5: Other men may glimse your soul but I see up your skirt.
Amen

el_river said...

As far as I can see, there will always be an issue when Topics as this one come are being published. "Americans" are dumb, period. I can't believe they still think they are the only 1st world country... they always have to attack contries like México because they think they are better than them.

Please... even in the article... if there's sex in Acapulco or Cancún in those bars is because "American" girls go there and have sex with every one, specially on spring break, when all horny american girls come out to play.

I have met a lot of "American" girls that may be well behaved in their house, but when you take them out of the states, they would have sex even with a taxi driver in Santiago de Chile or Tijuana ...

And why "American"? Because AMERICA is the whole continent, only in the name less country of USA the people call themselves that Americans... cuz they never came up with a decent name for their country, if you think about it... Mexicans, Chileans, Puertoricans, Ecuatorians and such are Americans...

Bytemass said...

Aulvin- So you're saying that as a child your family was so poor that, had you not been born a boy, you wouldn't have had anything to play with?

Max Gold said...

Of course the US would never top this list. Sexuality and passion have never been American values such as greed and lust. Sex to Americans is a form of procreation, an end to a means, or act of revenge whereas in Europe, Latin America, or "lower developed" (side-bar..what is a lower developed place anyway)countries, sex is an expression of love and wanting. Americans are so busy chasing the almighty dollar they forget how to enjoy the fruits of their labor. Tonite, Men, buy a single rose or better yet an orchid, go home to your wives or girlfriends and before you say a word to her...whatever room she may be in, just walk up to her, passionately kiss her full on the mouth, slowly undress her and let her show the rest of the world why she, and the the US, "loves to be on top"!!!

Jody said...

I feel for all of the people only getting it once a week! Who needs Viagra anyway? The essence of it all is how do you think you rate? Even if you only can go for 5 minutes, or whatever time frame you go, it's all about the amount of pleasure you give as to what you receive. Stop being so nervous and relax, take your time with a pre-amp to what you are about to experience and enjoy the full experience. We all have needs, different needs at that. I will never pay a prostitute for women out number the men almost 12 to 1! If you were to straight up ask 25 - 30 women for sex, odds are 1 would say yes! 80% of men want the woman to make the first move(that rarely happens). Stop standing on the wall like you were poindexter and "bust a move"!

hija_bonita said...

I agree with evita's comment on top. It's the culture. Besides who have time for sex in America, people are too busy to survive the everyday living. They're just too tired to do it or if not there is no chance to do it at all.

Bella said...

Latinos ARE horny people....thinking about sex all the time :)

Americans just think about how to make more money....

dalia63 said...

Max Gold where have you been all my life?
Don't give me wrong, I love guys from the United States are such sweet hearts, but when it comes to sex they are too caught up trying to satisfy themselves, while Mexicans and Colombians (just to name a few "less developed" countries) regardless of their sexism when it comes to sex they know that the real pleasure is in satisfying one's partner.
Lastly let me leave with this note: for Mexicans and Colombians: she comes first and he comes next. there is no argument there

aqqute said...

It's not the Greek island of "Los" (quote: "And while on the island of Los..."), it's "Ios" with an "i". The author trying to suggest locations and not verifying the spelling is just bad journalism.

MATEO said...

RACISM,PROSTITUTION,GAY,LESBIAN AND PERVERTS THE USA IS #1.

tommy-1063 said...

This message is for Jody who posted above. Where in the world do women out number men 12 to 1??? Sounds like a place I wouldn't mind visiting, lol.

Vinicius said...

Well , I don't agree with your list , because your Forgot Holand , that is the horniest country in the world ! I'm not kiding. and what is the source of this list , because there is so many more horny countries in the world loke U.S and U.K and they not even figure in between the list .

Eric said...

bytemaas- do you ever do any standup? Enjoyed all your comments.

100days said...

Switzerland over Mexico! Yeah, right, did you ever read the "Happy Hooker?" Thse men and most Scandinavian men are nothing but dead in bed, give me a Mexican, Latin, Italian, or a Spainiard anyday, white men in the US have too many hangups to be good in bed, they don't even know how to approach a girl, also, where is the black countries, like Africa? Those black men know how to have sex and eat you like caviar, how racist was this?

Stev&Emz said...

its because only few uses durex condoms here in US. =)

Dinesh said...

Hai

It was quite nice to see such a comparision / information given. But I was suprised not to see Phillipines in the list.

Brian said...

I read most of the comments on here and my conclusion is...

Why can't people just take the information as information and stop debating whose country is best? Just enjoy the work that some blessed s.o.b. gets to do in making this list of top ten... This could be a helpful tip if you're planning a trip over seas...

I will say this to Stan(the Bible Man)'s quote...
"The Bible says in 2 Chronicles 7:14,
"If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.""

Do you really believe that Jesus said that making love, having sex or however you want to interpret his word... is wicked? Come on man...
If it wasn't for this simple satisfying act... you would not be here...
Love is a beautiful thing man... don't interpret your God to be against things that are beautiful... you will have a very un-fulfilling life...
It's natural... YOU WERE MADE TO PROCREATE... NOT to deny yourself that pleasure.

Hope everyone else is having lot's of healthy happy sex!!!
Sex-on World!!

ANKH ANGEL said...

ANKH ANGEL SAYS 'I'm aware America
SHOULD COME IN LAST'.Having sampled
the worlds fine cuisine of women I
can tell you foreign women are the
best of the best the hottest lovers
I've found.

Abadjpyo said...

heyy everyone! umm well I´ve been to many countries, born in the States, was a Marine, Ive been living in Argentina for 5 years (next to Brazil) uh, well, no doubt Thailand is filled with hookers on the tourist areas, and latin America, the values promote sexuality, t.v., magazines, even kids are forced to see these images. Well this is especially Buenos Aires, the capital. Brazil, hornier ive been told, not sure though. Ive had plenty of sex with too many girls probably, all yall that overvalue it are not wise, rather ignorant, once you have enough sex, you should learn to do with less of it (even Plato believed this)! once you start loving and get self esteem you dont need it much anymore, look at Gandhi and all the great spiritual men and women, yall are lost like i was, overvaluing sex, Its hard to make friends this way if you want to have sex with them and its hard to concentrate on life which is not sex but a grander thing. I am on this site because I want to throw my two cents in about latin american sexuality and hopefully make someone reflect or feel reflected. Sex shouldn´t be feared, if you evade it through fear, you should stop fearing, sexuality just needs to be controlled, sublimed, so that you can actually do something important in this world. Cmon people just study history and read up on the greats, Confucius, Lao tsze, Jesus, Socrates (not proven gay look at banquet alcibaedes), etc. Just be careful who yall have sex with, dont go round breakin relationships or yourselves be responsible! peace!